Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

Blurrrghh…my name is Labrador Kent.  All day long I think, “Dog dog dog.  Eat eat eat.  Dog dog dog.”

I thought I could maintain my blissful ignorance.  Joke was on me.

Enter Irma Horfendorff:  my human caretaker.

I used to be nice.  Never even swore.  But this crazy-ass bitch is pushing the boundaries—always telling me to calm down and stop humping legs.  I’m a DOG, goddammit!

“KENT!” she thunders as I withdraw my wiener from the next-door neighbor’s tight-ass chihuahua.  “THAT is IT!  You are getting NEUTERED!”

Oh FUCK—bitch lost her marbles!  I tear across the suburbs, my doggy eyes wide with panic.  She wants my fucking nuts, and not in a good way!

I chance a quick look back.  Irma’s pursuing me in her PT Cruiser.  I pick up the pace, but to no avail; the sound of the engine draws ever closer.

Then Rowfus Roofus, my best buddy and Terrier Extraordinaire, tosses me an eReader.  I catch it between my teeth and open it to Echo with a jerk of my head, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

Hard-light constructs section across me.  Blazing plates connect and snap, ensconcing me in a sheath of translucent canine armor.  A cool-ass helmet materializes around my skull.  At first it’s comprised of glowing wireframe, then color spills across it and locks it into reality.  The last thing that forms is a dog-o-rific techno-monocle that snaps down over my right eye.  Its transparent lens superimposes a mess of targeting data onto my vision.

Bad.  ASS.

I turn around and face my pursuer.  Irma breaks and comes to a sudden stop.  She shifts into park and emerges from the door, her eyes wide with wonder and awe.

“Holy…”  her mouth works soundlessly.

“Roof arf McBARK!” I snarl.  (My nuts are MINE!  Back the FUCK off!)

And before she can reply, my shoulder-mounted cannon fires a glowing orb right at her car.  The Cruiser flies a hundred yards back before it explodes in a spectacular mess.  Irma falls on her butt, gasping in terror.

HEH heh heh!  Don’t fuck with robo-dog Kent!

I turn around and sprint down the street.  Look out cats—I’m coming for you next!  Mwahaha!

??

 

 

Are you a freewheeling Labrador who’s in danger of being castrated by a cold, unfeeling human?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  ?? ?? ??

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  ???? ??

Leave a Reply